10 Hilarious Porn Parody Titles
List by Aaron Haughton
It's hump day, so you know what that means... It's Wednesday! We've officially made it half way through the week and are that much closer to the weekend. Hump day also has our minds on another topic: hilarious porn parody titles.
The porn industry and film industry kinda go hand in hand if you really think about it. Some of porn's most memorable titles are puns and plays on iconic cult and studio films. The titles span the gamut from the very obvious to the somewhat creative, but are generally laugh out loud funny. While we've not seen any of these films, we sure do appreciate the titles and box art, and have compiled some of our favorites below. Enjoy!
- Horat!
"Verah Nice!" This porno has got to be awkward as hell, assuming the male lead commits to the fish-out-of-water attitude of the character.
- Drill Bill
The title here is a bit of low hanging fruit (pun intended for what appears to be a film of the guy-on-guy variety), but the way in which they mirrored the actual poster for Tarantino's 4th film is quite humorous, especially because Dirk Yates calls his porno a "film" and touts his writing and directing credit right on the cover. For his 314th picture, we gotta say, this one really stands out...
- Evil Head
This one is another pretty obvious twist on the actual film title, but their commitment to the original has to be applauded.
- The XXXorcist
We're guessing she throws up a milkier substance than split pea soup, and instead of holy water the priests use something else...
- The Texas Vibrator Massacre
This title is slightly inventive and looks odd and terrifying as hell. Based off the cover, it seems like the porno auteur Rob Rotten has carved quite a living spoofing popular horror flicks.
- The Da Vinci Load
The hilarity of this parody is all in the tagline.
- Womb Raider
Probably one of the lists more inventive titles. At first glance, you wouldn't even know it's a porno, but we're sure the back cover includes Ms. Cara Loft's exploratory adventures into the cavernous lady caves.
- Honey, I Blew...Everybody
A play on Honey, I Blew Up The Kid that should have you chuckling. Other than the title, we doubt this has anything to do with the actual film.
- Saturday Night Beaver
The cover just doesn't do the pun parody justice. 4 hours is also an awful long time to dance...
- Edward Penishands
What porn parody list would be complete without the classic play on Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands?! This film we've actually seen clips of and it's absolutely hilarious. The porn parody's commitment to the awkwardness of the original is painstakingly captured, including scenes where the female lead says, "Hold me!" And the Johnny Depp character looks down as his floppy dildoed hands and says, "I can't..."
- Honorable Mention: Night Of The Giving Head
But, for real, is any man's penis safe?!?!
Well, that's our list. Which title is your favorite? Have you seen any of these "films"? We want to know. Share your thoughts and feelings in the comments section below, and as always, remember to viddy well!